Awake.

I think I have been pretty gullible lately.

Convincing examples such as. . .

(Thursday)

Dilah: Apa hw syaz? i was absent.

Syaz: 5.1 till 5.19 and 5.1 to 5.6

Dilah: Okay

Apparently I spent my whole afternoon to finish all of them yesterday and this morning. . .

Dilah: Ai payah ah some questions yang 5.1 till 5.19 ah.

Syaz: Ah? 5.17, 5.18 and 5.19 jua saja.

Dilah: . . . . I think you should start running syaz. pronto. )=O

(Saturday)

Dilah: woots did he mention bila hantar trig?

Fairuz: Awu on monday ane ya cakap.

Dilah: Bah.

Unfortunately I didnt do them because.... I forgot. So I skipped my break on monday just to get it done.

In class...

Dilah: Marlene, did you finish your hw?

Marlene: No tomorrow jua.

Dilah: ISSIT?

Marlene: (nods)

Dilah: (whispersfcuk)

(Monday)

Syaz: Eh inda lama lagi cuti ah.

Dilah: YAHHHHHH =D bila start kan? =.='

Liyana: This Friday.hmmm

Dilah: oh yakah? sempat cca lah tu?

Liyana: (nodsandsmiles)

Syaz: Hahahaha c dilah ane. Apakan kau ane. Cuti kali sudah tu ah.

Dilah: Ah? When does it start kan?

Syaz: Thursday! Maulud Nabi kali tu ah!

Dilah: Yawah? =O~

Syaz and Liyana: HAHAHAHA

And I still remember back in 2006. . .

(Beepbeep) I saw '1 new message' on Aini's crackedunrepairedretarded phone.

Dilah: Yen, message.

Yen: Baca kan.

Dilah: . . . . . . . . . [my jaw almost dropped]

The message: OY Nuraini, KAU KAH YANG MENGACAU ANAK KU SI HAFIZ ANE? GILA GATAL JUA KAU DANG. KAU KAN NE SAMA KAWAN MU YANG MESSAGED TANGAH MALAM ANE? KU TAMPAR KAU KARANG EH. GATAL2 AN. SIAPA BAPA MU KAN? MARI KU MENELIPUN

Dilah: AAA. siapa kan ne? (checksnumber) Darn, hafiz's dad.

Yen: Fckshit(trust me there were lots of swear words)

And youuu have no idea how we felt at that time. Scared we were and of course, puzzled. I mean we have been friends for so long and suddenly, his dad thought we were flirting with his son. wth? Aini then replied him to explain things. After a few minutes he replied.

The message: Ah PENIPU KAMU. KAU ANE TAIE PALAT MENGACAU ANAK URANG. INDA INDUNG KAMU MENGAJAR KAH JANGAN TAH KAN BEGATAL ANE DANG. BECARAMIN DIRI ATU.

Dilah: Belabih jua eh. Inda jua hensem anak nya ne (glares)

Yen: Ahhh dilah cana ne? (screams) manada ku kacau si hafiz apakan ne bapanya ane dilahhhh. omg. =(((((((( (she almost cried)

BEEP BEEP. There was another text message and I swore upon reading it.

"HHAHA Nada wah, aku main2 saja wah eh hahaah si hafiz wah ne! =D =Dhehe"

Yen: Ehhh baie eh kau ane. (still in almost crying tone)

Dilah : . . . . .

And both Ahafiz and MHafiz laughed. Cibai.

And in the same year (2006). . .

An afternoon at the canteen,

Najmi: Hi Taw Wah Ne (seeing zaw pass by)

Dilah: wassat?

Najmi: Namanya wah. Taw Wah Ne

Hafiz: Inda kau tau kan Dilah? Namanya jua tu.

Dilah: Apa eh? Jangan main2 wah =.='

Najmi: Astah! Bapanya Taw Ah Ne. Mamanya Wong Tai Ne.

Dilah: Seriously?

Hafiz: AWUUU. (serious look) cina kali ah.

Dilah: Oh baru ku tau tu eh.. (amazed and trust me on this, i was really amazed)

After a few minutes,

Najmi: Nadawah kami main2 saja HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dilah: sheesh.

Maybe I am always very gullible.

Here I end this post. Bye.

Luck, I need you!

Effing interview. LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE DARN. =/

I find it very funny. !

SHEEEESH. that makes me less confident of getting the scholarship now, congrats dilah. Sigh, I guess now is just the matter of luck! =( If i don't get it, I guess....... well i still have my friends. ;(

Bah allow me to be emo okay. I am so sad. I bloody am not sure of getting it. Like PUHLEASSEEEE, I hate the woman who was in green tudong who kept giving me sinister smile whenever i finished answering. And like like like like (rollseyes), she couldnt get her eyes off me (eeeeee gali!!).

STARED. ASKED. NODDED. STARED. SMILED....... CREEPILY!

Interviewer: Hi How are you? Nervous?
Interviewer: I can see that, because you talk very fast.
Dils: Well, a bit nervous.... and im used to it (talkingfast)

...............

Interviewer: Rate yourself from 1 to 10
Dils: Errr I m in no position to judge so i will let you do it.
Interviewer: we just met few minutes ago. You rate.
Dils: Okay, mayybeeeee....... around...... 8..... 8.5............
Interviewer: If I were you, I'd say EIGHT! You must be confident.
Interviewer: If another person said EIGHT, id choose her/him over you.
Dils (bitchy mode) : If I am not confident, i wouldnt be here talking to you loudly.

This is the part where all of them laughed.


OKAY I regret that.

Note to those who havent had their interviews: Do well ! =)

AND PLEASE! tell me whether I said the right thing or not! ='(

Hoho?

We had chinese new year celebration yesterday held at the -can be considered as- small cafeteria where one sat not more than 1 cm away from the other. During break (just before the whole thing started) we were searching for empty seats and luckily there were some at wedah's table so we decided to join them as well.

There we actually had a very clear view of the stage until people were eager enough to get the clearest view of the lions that they actually stood up, blocking our view. Some of us had to stand on the bench coughraihancough but i guess it became awkward towards the end where im sure everybody thought, 'why the hell am i embarrassing myself?' and finally sat back, properly.

(Fast forward to when the celebration ended)

After donating $3.50 to the canteen, we came back to our table and saw few strangers standing near it with angry looks. Puzzled, we then asked amal what actually happened...Oh they were complaining about us snatching their table away from them. One of them was actually telling everybody who passed her by about us and she actually mumbled 'respect your that7letterwordstartswithS' all the way before finally giving up and ending her mumbling with 'oh whatever' and went home.

I dont know which one was funny; that or the fact that few of her guyfriends later moved a table and bangggggggggggg-ed it forcefully right behind us. I bet she was frustrated because she didnt get chosen as one of the dancers. awww too bad.

I actually still wonder why she did not just come to us and say it in our faces instead of being such a coward. haha we probably would consider moving to another table. LOL Besides, amal and wedah were already prepared, i would really love to see some actions such as pulling each other's tudong or bra; mannn, that would be the climax of the celebration. =D

-slid.

Love the drama

I was searching for my maths papers and guess what i found? drama script from last year! created by tiqah and edited by the rest of us 8) this is very brunei-ish, a bit lame, but yeah, if you listen, NOT READ, to it, you'll get the message. 8D 8D

Drama Anti Dadah
Watak: Mimah, Rosnah dan Kiah

Mimah: Afiqah Abdullah
Rosnah: Adilah HAB
Kiah: Atiqah Adinin

Minah: (8) Siapa bilang gadis melayu tak menarikkk (8)

Rosnah: (nudges) Eh! Mimah! Sejak bila kau rajin menyiram bunga ani?

Mimah: Eh kauuuu ruuus! membaye tekajut kau ane. mun tagugur jantung ku ane, payah nya menyambut. aduuh inda laye membaye salam!

Rosnah: sorrayyyy babeh. assalamualaikum!

Mimah: Nah, bayutah sopannn. walaikumsalam! anu nyamu, bunga ane, beujan bepanas. inda pandai besiyam. kan tekulai udah tangkainya!

Rosnah: ahhh, miyatu (menukar isu) anu bah, ada nyanta mendangar pasal anak c juyah?

Mimah: Ah? joyah anak siapa?

Rosnah: Astah pelupanya ahh. anu dangan tani selalu makan murtabak di gadong dulu... ada jua tani tejumpa seriatu....

Mimah: Awwwwwwwhhhh joyah murtabak talor! ahhh ngapa ya kian?

Rosnah: (memperlahankan suara) anu nyamu, janganth ingar, anak nya kana tangkap itu hari. ada masuk berita,aku ngam meliat nyantaaa..

Mimah: Ya Allah! nada ku mendangar ah.. setau ku, bukan anaknya atu belureh apa? apa tu? skularsip? semangat udah ku kan jadikan menantu ne.

Rosnah: Belureh apanya. mana jadi terabang. inda pulang ya ada di rumah masa ne, bukan nya ke mana tu; kkk.. kardip? anu bah. ke jail tah ya pulang... bedadah ya nyamuuuuuu! (menekan)

Mimah: (kaget) ceh. ia nya jua bah, nda beutak. babal! inda merati cakap indung bapa! nahh, ketulahan pulang nah! anu nda bepedah pedah pulang di buat. astaghfirullah. kesian indungnya eh, tabal mua durang tu.. apa nya urang, mcam menconteng arang ke muka. (sigh)

Rosnah: Bnar tuuu. idup ane nyanta mun inda beati ati, bahaya uuuuuui. silap langkah, tepelicuk nyanta!

Mimah: Awu eh,bnar tu... sigh, sayang bnar anak c juyah atu, pasal dadah jua. eesh

Kiah: (dari jauh membari salam) (salam dijawab) apaaaa biskita sibukkan ane?

Rosnah: EH Kau Kiahhhh! apa abar mu? anu, kami ane sibuk pasal anak c juyah. mendangar kali kau ne eh

Kiah: au eh.. membari kesian nyaaaaaamuuuuuuuuuu. tapi besimpati laye ku arh si anu, atu bahhhh, di bibir bibir ku. c anu, tampoiiii! ahhh, yang janda beranak dua ah

Rosnah: ah? ane apa lagi storyboard nya ne?

Kiah: Tunggu dulu. dangar dulu cakap ku ane. tau jua biskita anaknya yang tua atu nda bekiyaja.. seuyang atu anak damit... wuuuuish, ya nganya seuyang bekiyaja, atu pun jaid amah part taimm.

Mimah: uh? maksud mu?

Kiah: Iatahh sekalinya, anak nya yang tua ane bedadah tiya juaaaaa. udah tah inde beusin, di paksa nya lagi c tampui membaye usin tu. abis tu bah disiksanya c tampoi ah. adinya atu ya jua tu membaye kesian. keluar masuk hospital. abisss tuuu becalat badan durang atu kana ampas pkai tali pinggang. sampaiii atinyaaa nyamuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (softens voice)

Rosnah: (teresak menangis)

Mimah: Yah! mengapa kedikau menangis ane?

Rosnah: Adui mimah, mun cemiani terjadi arah diri mu bah, apa rasa mu? macam cokolet faroeerrero rociyer? kamu ane, kesian bah

Mimah: awu banar tu ros.. ringan sama dijinjing berat sama dipikul... jangan masa hepi2 saja barutah tani sibuk2. ktani masti jua bertanggungjawab, apa nya urang, 'we pight aganst draks tugeder!'

Kiah: lurus tu, sukung tah kerajaan atu membendung penyalahgunaan dadah. jangan siukkk sendiri!!

(Azan maghrib: courtesy of arif)

Minah: bah berinut ku dulu, magaarib sudah ne, nda karang ku tebari makan anak ku. asaalamulaikum!

Rosnah/Kiah: Walykumslam! pis-aut, lap u poreber!!!

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HEH HEH! i still cant believe that was me! me! talking in pure local dialect! thank god nobody has a copy of the tape itself. except bokh. i remember him threatening me; he said he'd show it to cough someone cough last year 0=)

embarrassed,
dilly 8D

Pear in syrup

I had superb time tonight. (well,sadang)

we went to millenium; having sungkai buffet. fast forward, fast forward. dessert time! There s nothing much to eat (seriously) so i just took fruits ranging from honeydew to papaya (Typical ones! oh then suddenly... something caught my eyes! ah-ha! Peaches! Nyum,i loove peaches! the second in my list after plums. they put the peaches in a bowl of syrup. looking delicious, i became so greedy but decided to take two only. fast forward...

BLEEEYAAAAAAKKKKKKK! they werent peaches! sh*t. they were PEARS IN SYRUP. or simply put, jaruk bahh! 8(

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH i am really not feeling well. no, i dont mean that typical not-feeling-well state, this is serious not-feeling-well. i ve been coughing since the last few days and it gets worse after eating so much ice cream. 8p okay okay, i admit, i couldnt help it, chocolate mint ice cream; so irresistable (And a 3.50 worth of dq choc shake). 8)

Anyway, i just realise i have got so much homework to do. (After asking colin that is). okayyy ladies and gents, it is time to doze off. selamat malam! (mwah) 8) 8)

signed,
dilly..

Thirteen tales of love and revenge

Ignore the title. I am just tryna make it sound so flowery. haha righteous. (That is an album title anyway, by The Pierces)

Anywoots, so happy, i am. i managed to finish my coursework by 6 am this morning. Of course, i didnt sleep the whole night and to achieve that level, i drank a number of cups of nescafe. luckily, it did its job so well. =)

i slept at 7 am and woke up again at 2ish pm. that was only because my brother kept nudging me to wake up. 'sang, banguntahh, bila kau hantar project mu?' so yes, i went to school around 2.40. unfortunately,there was no one there. i mean, my classmates were not there. so yes, i tried calling Aini, Raihan and Hafiz but no one picked up! grrr at you guys. well, it didnt actually bother me that much cos i planned to text ms. goh. 'Ya.. i went home oledi. just hand it in on monday morning!' Haiya. =/

moving on. we went to my brother's girlfriend's house at limau manis. we stayed there until entah pukul brapa pasal c nazry bwa my brother main ps. hahaha. i was very sleepy and my eyelids were so heavy already, asking me to lie down. i dared not do that, i knew it would be embarrassing.

tick tock tick tock. my brother lost the football match to nazry. my brother stretched. 'kapaangggggggggggg!' wooo, he broke a small vase. haha. the story is, he accidentally pushed a small cupboard behind him causing the vase to crash on the floor; while he was stretching. i looked,i stared; i smiled.

kaka bibi offered me white maltesers. UHMMM nyaman~ i wonder whether they do sell white maltesers in brunei or not. cos i want it so badly now. =S

anyway, its time to hit the sheets. i wna get some sleep. proper sleep. =)


dilly.. =)

Supper

Went to this particular restaurant last night for supper at kb. And godamnit,everything tasted terrible. Since im sufferin from mouth ulcers,i had decided not to eat something too spicy or heavy,thus choosing beef kolo mee. And yuck,i didnt touch it at all. Whats kolo mee without the kuah? Uhm. And the slimy sound,aiye. =S apparently,i didnt eat it all. Yeah,i am fussy,if you must know.

my father's tandoori chicken was cold. They took it back, heated it up for several minutes till some of the parts got burnt and put some sauce on it before serving it back. Baka.

my lil brother said his rice tasted so slimy and er soft. Macam bubur ekk.

Basically,that was the worst supper ever.

g'day mates!

Mouth ulcer

I am certainly not OK. Mouth ulcer. This is what you get after consuming excessive amount of coke and less of water. A symptom of dehydration. Headache is a bitch and oh,my neck hurts too. All because of the stupid ulcer. Mom said that i should drink lots and lots of water,2 bottles per day at least. So,i expect myself to be bloated up by um,sunday or if i'm lucky, monday. Speaking of,that is when the qualifier starts. Oh hmhtap4whapt.a.tg! Eegad. Im laying here in bed (blogging thru phone) doing absolutely zilch while the clock keeps ticking, exam is less than 3 days away! =/ bah,this is where i stop. Ciao!


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good thing that i havent published the previous post cause i want to continue. I slept for an hour before my mom kept nudging me to apply bonjela on the mouth ulcers. Ow and what a surprise,i didnt scream in pain. Instead,i thought i looked funny in the mirror! Mouth open and a cotton bud with bonjela on each end slowly entering my mouth. It tastes so sweet even when the label says, sugar free. Oh oh,its time to hit the blankets,selamat malam! Hohoh. =D