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caughing, sneezing, sore throat, runny nose.. wat else?? broken limbs?? muscle cramp?? cerebral infarction? (subahanallah) mayocardial infarction? artherosclerosis?? Arteriosclerosis?? emphysema, chronic bronchitis? chronic obstructive pulmonary disease?? (nauzubillah)

Thanks to the awesome pollutants and great weather.. for mutating the bacteria and bringing it to brunei.. my immune system are not working very well.. now they are in primary response where...^%^&#E%@^% (too much graphic hehe.. save it for qualifying exam)

As a muslim person.. I try to become mcm the owner of www.hijrahfromheretothere.blogspot.com  hehe

• The word KARMA
  

I'm not really sure if we can actually use this word.. Why?? because it karma is a belief for religions such as Hinduism and Buddhism (sounds wierd, i mean the grammar) So as a muslim person, mcm ragu2 jua kan. Rosak akidah kerana word.. hmm cali hahah

• APRIL FOOLS

Did you know the story behind it?? No? well i read dis article from malaysian punya ministry of umm yang bahagian agama islam ani bah.. Ask fadilahsipemalu for more information.. Mesti ia tau the name kali hehe.. It is a prank, dreka oleh urang2 kristian semasa peperangan d masa lampau.. they, set up traps and do stuffs lah to prank d muslim soldiers.. d muslim soldiers ani percaya lah the info sumtin2 (i don really remember) n drg terperdaya and semua muslim soldiers mati.. 

The christian's however, gembira, partying sal drg manang and the even berlaku on the first of April.. So yeah.. its like celebrating kemenangan urg kristian diatas kekalahan orang2 islam..

• VALENTINES DAY

I don need to explain kali ah.. u noe bout the kristian paderi.. so yeah

• EASTER

Easter is a Christian festival when Jesus Christ's return to life is celebrated. It is celebrated on a Sunday in March or April.

So the definition says it all.. No need elaboration

• CHRISTMAS

Christmas is a Christian festival when the birth of Jesus Christ is celebrated. Christmas is celebrated on the 25th of December.

Yeah.. hehe

So kepada scholars.. jgn terpengaruh dengan godaan syaitan.. tanda2 tuk akhirat ada udah.. kuatkan iman.. tabahkan hatii (beceramah kah aku ani??)

So scholars.. mudahan msa kamu balik.. sorang2 gebu.. hahaha.. walaupun kamu cakap inda, tetap kamu jadi gebu.. thanks to the weather and the diet.. Walaupun kmu jadi vegan.. still ada lipids kali ah.. *^*&%^&

Lhorus710

Berceramah buat kali pertama..

IF ADA URANG OFFENDED SORY..